you're going to be amazing

[hello there, Reclaimers! there is a very bizarre series of text messages on your Bracers this morning.]

hi!!!
have you guys been wondering where they keep the absurd amount of junk around here
like the tubs of pizza sauce??
why do y'all have so much pizza sauce
what about the trains? where the hell is that coming from, right?
and also
why hasn't anybody heard from your leading lady lately?

how's my sales pitch going so far
am i reeling you in??
i've actually got some answers for you

[attached is a schematic — specifically, it's of the building where you Reclaimers are rooming on the Moon Base. the top floors, as always, are LOCKED.]

you see those blaring DO NOT TRESPASS signs up there?
it's actually a pocket dimension!
and let me tell you there is SO MUCH fucking pizza sauce jammed up in there
at least there used to be
there's been what i like to call a "massive compiling error" in that pocket dimension
and when dimensions can't compile correctly they tend to get kinda
permeable
things that aren't supposed to exist there can seep in
you know, like demons



so what i'm saying is there's a demon stuck right above your bedrooms right now
and i need you guys to go in, clear it out and get out
before it does something really stupid
if you do that i'll be able to

[............]

bring diamonds!!! bring lots of diamonds
you guys have been handling my simulations well enough
pull this off and i'll make sure you're rewarded
oh and you'll be saving your director too i guess


[ooc: Miss Zarves, true to her nature, might not respond to everybody here! But do feel free to chat/argue among yourselves. Part 2 of the Lunar Interlude goes up tomorrow, Thursday, at 6 p.m. EST. There will be more details then!]

[About a week after the arrival in Lyrabar, Wash decides it's time to touch base.]

Check in time: who has information to share? Any leads on Ferryn we can follow up on?

[Those of you who know him well can probably tell he sounds tired. Exactly one person knows why that is.]

primary emergency exits should be open. trash compaction is at least 2% less efficient. life support's at 50%. that was in defense mechanisms. I'd put it in emergency protocol, personally. defense mechanisms should probably be lower but I'm not gonna go test it. should be decloaked, probably. there was something else in the system but I couldn't get access so I'm just gonna take a nap instead.

((If you want to help figure out the code, there's a google doc here!))

ok so

[Attached is a picture of a box.]

this is in the mayor's house. bread says whatever the mayor keeps in there, he keeps it on his person like all the time.

next thing: this whole tree situation is transmutation (thanks castille) and according to the library up on the moon that can wear off when you use it to turn things into other stuff so we might want to make sure this tree isn't gonna shrink with everybody still on it. but maybe not idk.

anyone know anything else?

[Also, anyone who has met Sans long enough to get a feel for his laziness, be surprised, maybe? Or not. But feel free to use this post to share info ICly!]

[It's happened a few times since they've arrived, which seems like a lot longer than it has been. But the video function will switch on for Roxas, and then switch off after a few moments, usually at some point late at night.

Finally there's some text.]

I need a way to sleep.

Or a way to stop thinking for a bit.