you're going to be amazing

[There's a face! A freckled face that looks both determined and a little nervous. Oh boy, what could be going on.]

Oh, hey everyone...! Izuku Midoriya here, and I really need your help!

I've got a new skill on my path but I can't seem to master it all. But I think it's one of those skills that you can't really master alone. You've got see how it works with other people and keep practicing. Though I have to admit, it's a little... unconventional.

Ah...

Would anyone let me practice... insulting them? [The last part bursts out like he sort of hates to say it. But he continues anyway! Inhaling and steeling himself.] I won't go easy on you but! I promise I'll make it up to you somehow. If you wanna practice fighting you can hit me after I call you...

Call you... um, a sad... a sad... Oh! Ugly! Sad, ugly... um, weakling!

[You can tell by the look on his face even he can tell that's pretty sad. This just isn't his sort of thing! A lecture about heroism and he'd talk to you for at least six hours. But insult someone? He's usually the one being insulted.]

Actually... maybe can someone just teach me how to... um, brutally diss someone?

[He just got Vicious Mockery. And he needs H E L P]