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10:37 PM
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Don't get excited, it's just Mista poorly humming the beginning of Eye of the Tiger. He then segues, equally poorly, into a proposal.]
What's up, people. Old people, new people. I've made a note of something, which is: a bunch of you guys are real noodly. Kind of weedy. Floppy arms. Can't lift stuff a billion times their own weight like ants can. And I know Camp Magic has some training stuff going on, but it sucks. Big time sucks.
So I'm gonna take some folks and work on basic stamina training. If you feel like you need a crash course in how to not pass out under difficult conditions or running for more than 30 seconds, it'd probably be a good idea, I don't care how much magic you have. Magic's great until it doesn't fucking work. Again.
[Vista Virs PTSD—]
[And it's obvious he's serious, despite the bullshit. He's rarely this direct unless he feels very passionately about what he's saying, and he feels super passionate about people not getting hurt or dying unnecessarily. This is something he feels he can actually help with.]
So, yeah. If you wanna work on this in between telling ghost stories and making daisy chains, we can all plan a time to meet up. [. . .] And then afterwards, somebody teach me how to make a daisy chain, 'cause I got no idea and I wanna make one.
bum bum bum
bum bum bum
bum bum BUMMM
Don't get excited, it's just Mista poorly humming the beginning of Eye of the Tiger. He then segues, equally poorly, into a proposal.]
What's up, people. Old people, new people. I've made a note of something, which is: a bunch of you guys are real noodly. Kind of weedy. Floppy arms. Can't lift stuff a billion times their own weight like ants can. And I know Camp Magic has some training stuff going on, but it sucks. Big time sucks.
So I'm gonna take some folks and work on basic stamina training. If you feel like you need a crash course in how to not pass out under difficult conditions or running for more than 30 seconds, it'd probably be a good idea, I don't care how much magic you have. Magic's great until it doesn't fucking work. Again.
[Vista Virs PTSD—]
[And it's obvious he's serious, despite the bullshit. He's rarely this direct unless he feels very passionately about what he's saying, and he feels super passionate about people not getting hurt or dying unnecessarily. This is something he feels he can actually help with.]
So, yeah. If you wanna work on this in between telling ghost stories and making daisy chains, we can all plan a time to meet up. [. . .] And then afterwards, somebody teach me how to make a daisy chain, 'cause I got no idea and I wanna make one.